BURNING MAN PROJECT (gone)

Uh, how to explain this? It was going to be a snail that could be ridden around. Built on a pocket bike frame. Sheet metal skin on wire frame, sheet metal needs finishing. Western saddle for seat. comes with extra motor, frame, and rear wheel. I was just going to chop this up and scrap it, but I figured some weirdo might want to take it over or use it for parts for some other project. Sorry, if you want any of it you have to take all of it.

Free Husband

I have a used husband to give away. "Free" He's been used and abused, but is still in decent shape. He's useful for small jobs around the house, but don't expect him to completely finish any job you trust him with, there will always be about 5% left undone.
He doesn't drink or smoke and has no stains. He may need re-covering 'cause he is presently covered with an old ripped tee shirt.

Uncomfortable One Night Stand Seat

By definition, love seats might be thought of as welcoming, warm, comfortable, well-crafted.

In contrast, this swell-looking couch is more of a one-night stand seat: slipshod, poorly made, garish, and uncomfortable after you've spent five minutes sitting on it.
Obviously, a few well-worn holes are present in the pattern as well.

On the non-minus side, it's so insubstantial that it weighs about three pounds. Additionally, it converts to a flipped out bed: small, poorly engineered, and ill-cushioned enough to turn the most innocent of houseguests into an insomnia-addled tart in a mere 8 hours.

I'm engaged now (the couch had nothing to do with it) and, in service to the rest of the world, prefer to pass on this couch to another who has a greater need.
Full disclosure: I have never had a one night stand on this one night stand seat, but (what's left of) the fabric looks pretty easy to clean if you don't believe me.

Do with it what you will:
Would look splendid on the front porch of your new shit-ass rental; impress the upstairs neighbors - the floral pattern overwinters nicely.
Could really spice up that corner of the living room with the faux-elephant tusk table, Scrabble game missing the X, and Panasonic tape deck you found last moving day.
No need to cover with plastic during your next party, and when everything is winding down for the evening, just 'flip-n-roll' as we say in New London.
Might get you a solid B on your next performance art project, might get you an A if you 'use' it creatively (wink, wink).

I couldn't dream of charging you for this couch, but if you want to give me five bucks or a box of P. Vella's finest, I can't stop you. You pick it up.

Free Peanuts

Lots of peanuts. It's all I'm able to do any more is just suck the chocolate off of them.

Better than fake potato chips and they don't cause butt ooze.

I can't donate them to a food bank, as you can unopened fake potato chips.

The lady at the food bank said they didn't want used food.

I always thought used food was much darker................

free colon cleanse (real, not scam)

i bought far too much of this colonic cleanser at the beginning of the year and if someone doesn't use it soon, it's going to go bad. It is non-toxic and organic and needs to be used by the end of next month before it expires. if you would like it, please let me know and you can come pick it up. (when you email please tell me what you are emailing about; I have some other ads up in the free section and I'm tired of getting blank emails saying "do you have it". thx.)